From Walker Lamond, a list of one-thousand-and-one rules about life for his yet-to-get-here son. (As he puts it, “Let’s get some things straight before I get old and uncool.”)
He’s got a book based on the idea coming out soon, too. (Inevitably it will be handed out at every baby shower on the planet. But you know what? That’s a good thing.)
A few of my favorite rules:
Rule #369. “You don’t get to pick your nickname.” (Just ask “Sluggy” Bogart.)
Rule #365. “Sadly, some things we love will never come back. The fedora is one of them.”
353. “See it on the big screen.”
I really like lists, but I never remember to make them. Perhaps I should start; any suggestions for random things to keep track of?
Mar 23, 2009 :: Tagged under: childhood, fathers, rulesformyunbornson, sons, wisdom :: #